The Last of the Dark Elves...... for now - The Movie

Directed by: Duo Maxwell

Starring: Duo Maxwell, Slug, Ransom, Irri, Zhad, Impe, Dead Newbies 1 - 17, Urza, and of course, The Dark Elves

As the curtain raises, we venture upon our heros standing ready at the start of the drow labyrinth, well over a dozen strong and all angry as heck due to the destruction of thier beloved town of britain, except the reds. The reds are just mad someone else is taking thier kills.

Somehow, drow ninjas managed to cart off a few of the adventurers during the first puzzle, a teleportation room. But luckily many survived to face the perils of the maze.

Attention, Due to the graphic nature of the battle and the fact that there are minors watching this film, the fight scene has been removed. So in it's place, we will show you the clip from where the drow unleashed many mobile lightning machines to try to take down our heros, and a picture of one of the bad guys

But luckily, through a legal loophole, we are allowed to play a portion of the soundtrack, so listen.

Kal Vas Flam

Corp Por

Corp Por

Vas Flam

An Ex Por

Kal Vas Flam

*deathcry*

OUCH!

*ching*

*deathcry*

GO NOW! He's dead!

Corp Por

SHOOT THE MAGE IS BACK!

Kal Vas Flam

*deathcry*

An Ex Por

Corp Por

*deathcry*

*teleport sound*

After much bloodshed, many deaths, and quite a long time figuring out how exactly does one put bones into an ankh. (We figured out you put the long hard thing through the hole.)

There was much celebration, as all four ankhs exploded and the shadow vortex shut down. It was not long before a courrier pigeon arrived telling them that Britain was once again safe, although how it got down there we may never know.

So while our heros were wallowing in thier own glory....

They suddenly heard footsteps behind them, and they turned and saw....

That a drow resupply ship had docked. Fortunatly they did not know of the destruction, so it was a weak party, and there was a quick fight scene. Again we can't show it, but if you put a tyger against a baby rabbit, you get the idea.

Unfortunatly, one of them got away before they could board thier ship, and so our heros waited in ambush, hoping the drow would return to collect the pieces of thier destroyed machines.

The End!

Just Released: Extended footage from the special DVD version, please view it here.